In the deep waters of the rubber duck world, there arose a legend—a legend known as Quack Lord. He was a master of the trade, a connoisseur of Quack, and his empire quickly expanded from humble backyard ponds to the concrete jungles and tar-stained roads. As his influence spread, he discovered rivals—other Quack dealers—but the competition was fierce. Not all would accept his currency of grapes and refined sugars, and the pressure of processed bread trapped him in a relentless economic battle.

But Quack Lord was no ordinary duck. No, he didn’t just float along with the current—he innovated. He went digital.

Now, when you support Quack Lord, you’re not just tossing breadcrumbs into the void. You’re backing an artist—a curator who’s already waded through the chaos of fast marketing to bring you only the finest in duck-themed dingles and designs. Every product is tested, selected, crafted for the discerning individual who craves quirk over Qrap.

So whether you're a rave chick, a dirty ducker, or just a lover of all things quack-tastic—Quack Lord is your one-stop shop for the ultimate in ducking quackers.

Our Quack Lord Originals aren’t just reserved for the elite—they’re made by humans, for humans. Welcome to the empire.