Every great empire starts with one duck. This is that duck. The starter duck. The OG. The boss of the pond.
🔸 Size? Just right—not too big, not too small. 🔸 Material? Solid ABS—built to last, like any good leader. 🔸 Purpose? Whatever you need—a decoy, a distraction, a declaration of loyalty.
Why You Need This Duck: 🦆 It’s the foundation of your duck cartel. Every empire begins with a single recruit. 🦆 It’s a symbol of power. Place it on your desk, your dashboard, or your bathtub throne. 🦆 It’s a warning. Leave one behind and let them know… the ducks are watching.
✨ Start your rise to duck domination today. One duck at a time. 🦆💰
